Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I Saw It On CNN, Now I'm Wearing It

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How many times have you been on CNN and saw an outrageous headline and said, "damn, I wish I could get that on a shirt!" What, you neither?

Well your non-existent wish has been granted! Now you can click the handy little t-shirt icon next to your favorite headlines and order a custom "I saw it on CNN" t-shirt, complete with the CNN logo and the time stamp when the headline appeared on the CNN.com site!


(Click the shirt icon and have the story immortalized in fabric forever!)

If I see someone wearing one of these shirts in public, the temptation to walk up to them, poke them in the chest and shout "why isn't the story loading?!?" will be too great.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

$795 or $19.95, which Font Highway is better to travel?



Stumbled across a website, clearviewhwy.com, which touts a font named, you guessed it, ClearviewHwy. (Now you see why the marketers get paid the big bucks when choosing domain names!)

According to their website, ClearviewHwy is the first federally approved road guide sign font system. Good for them.

Call me cheap, but I'm not going to fork out nearly $800 bucks to a company as a reward for jumping through some federal red tape, when I can a nearly identical font that was designed in 1963 for $19.95.

Don't believe me? See for yourself.
Click here for the Transport font, and then change the sample text to ClearviewHwy.
Then click here to see the ClearviewHwy font layout.

Are there differences between the fonts? You bet. $775 worth of difference? Not a chance.

Note: I am not affiliated with MyFonts.com, in fact I didn't even know they existed until I did a Google search while writing this blog entry.
Sign above made with
Kurumi's Sign Maker 2.3.1

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

You Need a New Shirt (And Can Help a Cause While You're at it)



I opened my e-mail inbox and found some good news this evening: my friend and fellow blogger Marcus Langford has launched his new T-shirt online store, Marcus Langford Designs.

In what is probably best described as "Langford's sense of humor meets fabric and thread", Marcus has put up nearly 800 t-shirt combinations between different colors, garment type and impression designs. Browse through long enough and you're sure to find something that interests you!

The site is powered by SpreadShirt.com, so each transaction is guaranteed to be simple, secure and the t-shirts are of the highest quality.

About a month ago Marcus announced the The Marcus Langford Foundation, dedicated to the cause of breast cancer. At that time he generously pledged 20% of all profits from this t-shirt venture to go towards his foundation.

So not only do you get a quality t-shirt guaranteed to start a conversation wherever you go, but you can feel good knowing that a generous portion of the proceeds from your purchase is going to a fantastic cause.

Check out MLDtees.com today.

Best of luck to you in your new endeavor, Marcus!

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Wal-Mart Customers: Linux ain't our bag



Wal-Mart hatched a bold campaign to make the computer affordable for John Q. Public by selling a discount brand with nothing but good ol' free Linux installed on it.

But after just four short months the retail giant is pulling the plug on in-store sales of these rock bottom priced $200 Everex gOS Linux machines.

This news does not shock me one bit, as I had the privilege of seeing one such rejection first hand.

When my mother's computer finally died after nearly 5 years under the strain of never seeing an air duster, I got the call to find an affordable replacement. As a part-time Linux user myself, I figured it'd be easy to teach my mother to accomplish what she needed to do with the computer under the Linux OS.

In theory, I would have been able to. But the operating system that comes with the system, "gOS", is a cumbersome and ugly looking monster that teases you with an "easy-to-use" quick-launch bar for items such as "YouTube" or "GMail" but the system immediately bites you when you start customizing things such as the display resolution.

In my opinion this operating system was not well thought through. For example, if you click on the YouTube quick launch icon, it takes you to the YouTube website, but none of the videos will play since the system does not come with the Flash Player plug-in for the Firefox browser. And for any of you who have played with Linux, installing the Flash Player plug-in for Firefox varies from Linux distribution to distribution. It was no cake walk on this "gOS" system, that's for sure. Any average computer user would not have gone through the trouble.

If you adjusted the screen resolution, this "quick launch" bar did not adjust properly to your new resolution. What an eye sore.

Problems like this are inexcusable. Didn't someone sit down and put the operating system through its paces before selling this model to customers? This had all the makings of a "rush to market" product and the fact that it took as long as four months to figure this out makes me scratch my head.

The Linux OS is absolutely free but comes with an intimidating learning curve to life-long Windows users. When Ubuntu's distribution of Linux hit the Internet, that curve has rapidly started to deteriorate. Since Ubuntu, the hardest part of the learning curve for Windows users is the installation process, as any hiccups between Linux and your hardware can be difficult to solve for a beginning Linux user.

If a company was to craft a computer with 100% Ubuntu compatible hardware and strike a deal for commercial use of their distribution on their computers, then you'd have a real rock-bottom priced computing solution that people could sink their teeth into. Include a DVD instruction video on how to run many common Windows program via the included Windows Emulator (WINE) and it'd be absolute dynamite.

Here's where Wal-Mart could see success in selling these PCs while reaching out to the community at the same time. If they were to donate 15-20 of these new Ubuntu PCs to a local continuing education center in exchange for being able to use the classroom for one or two nights a week over the course of one or two years, Wal-Mart could offer beginning computer classes to the community and get folks trained on the basics of the Ubuntu system. Finding instructors for such a class is easy and inexpensive (I used to teach basic computer classes at local continuing education centers myself).

After a solid crash course in Ubuntu computing, what are many people going to want to do with all this new found computer knowledge? Use it, of course. And for $200 they can take home a computer of their very own from Wal-Mart. Class participants will either love the price or simply feel obligated to buy a system from Wal-Mart since they offered the class for free.

If you don't think that model of business works, try asking Baby Tenda how crib sales were after their "safety seminars" they invited parents to.

After seeing success in one market it becomes a case of "rinse and repeat" across the country. Before you know it, "Wal-Mart computer seminars" could become a household concept.

So when your elderly mother is running 4 desktops, checking e-mail, instant messaging and surfing the web all at once on a $200 value computer she got after a computer seminar from Wal-Mart, you can thank me (or hate me depending on how much you like prying e-mail and IMs from your mother) and hopefully by then I've got my feet up on a desk somewhere warm and living off of good Wal-Mart money.

I can dream, can't I?

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