I Saw It On CNN, Now I'm Wearing It

How many times have you been on CNN and saw an outrageous headline and said, "damn, I wish I could get that on a shirt!" What, you neither?

Well your non-existent wish has been granted! Now you can click the handy little t-shirt icon next to your favorite headlines and order a custom "I saw it on CNN" t-shirt, complete with the CNN logo and the time stamp when the headline appeared on the CNN.com site!

(Click the shirt icon and have the story immortalized in fabric forever!)

If I see someone wearing one of these shirts in public, the temptation to walk up to them, poke them in the chest and shout "why isn't the story loading?!?" will be too great.

Someone please fix my head

It's haircut time again and in reflection, my last two haircuts have been colossal failures. I have not cared for the last two months and just went with "whatever", and "whatever" hasn't gotten me any positive attention during that time.

But the last two haircuts is just part of a long history of bad haircuts, as this video from August 8, 2006 demonstrates.



It has gotten to the point where if I don't put any sort of product in my hair (namely pomade) then I end up looking like Moe from the Three Stooges with a beard. It's horrible, and I need to come out of the gate with a good look this time around.

So now I turn the keys to the hair on my fat head over to you. I need image links, drawings, or whatever you can find that demonstrate which is the best haircut for me and why.