"In this corner we have the Senator from Illinois..."

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So this is what it takes to get today's youth involved in politics: A bloody battle to the death, brought to you by the repeated smashing of your mouse button, and the allure of collecting $50,000 (like that will happen).

Xbox meets K-Street, anybody?

I have a crush...

...from someone on me!

Okay, as we covered yesterday, online advertising never lies. So yesterday a banner ad claimed that I am liked in Milford. Again, knowing that online advertising is 100% accurate, I asked those Milford peeps to step forward. No one did.

So today, I have been hit with this:


It now appears that one of my buddies has a full blown crush on me. I'm taking that to mean one of my female buddies friends, because the flip side is... well... no.... NO! (Not condemning the lifestyle, simply stating it is not my choice.)

Anyways, knowing that online advertising NEVER lies, it's time for my crush to reveal herself since clicking on the ad did not reveal it. So I'm definitely flattered and who knows, I may even reciprocate!

Don't be shy, tell this guy... or online advertising's reputation for honesty may be forever tarnished.

My Friends from Milford Like Me...

Was cruising through MySpace and got hit with this banner ad. As advertising never lies and is always 100% accurate, my curiosity got tickled.



Awwwwwww... so is it like more than a friend? If so, is it strictly platonic, or are we getting it on at some point?

Inquiring minds want to know.

(Don't burst my bubble about the fallacy of online marketing... MySpace would never, ever lie to me, so I know my Milford admirer is out there.)